Save A Ship~Ride A Pirate!

Hammock Time Too ~ is a solid gold ❤️ Romantic Escape ❤️ for a Captain & First Mate. Accommodates 2 adult Pirates ~ Comfortably ~ Romantically. Weekly - Monthly DISCOUNTS Rrrrr best ever, & private ELEVATOR very handy. Remote and secluded, yore ‘get away’ is on de Carrabelle River & Gulf of Mexico. Feel marooned yet close to charming Carrabelle Beach. Pirates’ Landing is upscale & shipshape, where nearby entertainment & outstanding recreation abounds. Overlook a Key West style courtyard featuring sun warmed swimin hole & hot tub. Hammock Time Too offers 2 BICYCLES & a two~person KAYAK with gear. Courteous smoking allowed on screen porch. Public boat launch is located directly adjacent to property. Covered parking for one small/med 'vessel' directly under unit. Additional parking on property for vehicles, boat & trailer. ‘Hammock Time Too’ boasts a private ELEVATOR for use by Pirates staying 7+ days. YORE DIGS: King bed & Massage table in Capt'n Quarter's, sleeper sofa in living room. Condo has three decks . *1st - Screen Porch with TV/Chromecast, dining table, patio sofa & hammock *2nd - Living room with TV/Sterio/DVD/VHS/Chromecast, kitchen, full bath & queen sleeper sofa in living room. *3rd - Master Quarters, king bed, portable massage table, full bath, TV/Chromecast/DVD player, separate sitting area. Yore upscale galley has everything you need! Granite countertops, stainless appliances, oven, stove, dishwasher, ice maker, coffee maker, microwave, toaster oven, blender, sinkerator. If ye come prepared to cook yore own grub, it's full stocked. Pots, pans, crock pot, cooking utensils, dishes, silverware, oil, seasonings etc. Gas Weber BBQ on 1st deck overlooks swimmin hole, tub & courtyard. YORE LOOT: 2 bicycles & 1 two~person kayak, no additional fee. Private entrance WiFi & Google Chromecast. NO CABLE ( Capt. cut cable) Of yore old style VHS movies, & DVD's Bathroom essentials: towels, bed sheets, blankets, soap, shampoo and of course 'strikin' paper. Playing cards, games, books PLEASE NOTE: Must climb stairs from ground to 1st, 2nd, & 3rd decks. ELEVATOR available for Guests staying 7+ nights. Elevator from ground to 1st & 2nd, ye must climb or crawl to Captains Quarters on 3rd deck.. If during your stay damage occurs, items are missing, or 'ship' is abnormally dirty, we will repair damage, replace missing items, and/or perform a deep clean at Guest’s expense. Scurvy Pirates refusing to pay will be forced to ‘Walk the Plank’. No Parley discussions! Note: expenses may be larger than initial booty deposit. LOCAL SWAG Explore nearby, see & feel what the "Forgotten Coast" is all about. Quaint Carrabelle offers nearly deserted roads & beaches, home spun restaurants, limited shopping & 'Bama Breeze' style pubs. NEARBY ATTRACTIONS: Timber Island’s free public boat ramp is directly adjacent property. *Gordon Johnston World War II Museum *Crooked River Lighthouse *Tate's Hell State Forest & Apalachicola Nat. Forest~with hiking trails, scenic rivers, bird watching, OHV trails & wildlife management areas *St. James Bay award winning golf course *Apalachicola National Estuarine Research Reserve - Nature center with aquariums, educational exhibits, boardwalk trails 20 minute drive, next to the St George Island bridge. *20-minute drive to St. George Island, & you'll be exploring even more exquisite white sandy beaches, another time-honored lighthouse & one of Florida's most unique State Parks. *Across East Bay bridge is the historic town of Apalachicola, teaming with outstanding food, shopping & eclectic entertainment. WELCOME ABOARD, MATEY!