False River Guest House

Enjoy the farm life and lake life at the same time! Nestled right across the street on about 1 acre of land, it’s the perfect place to experience stunning views of the lake plus the woods of False River’s “island-side.” Rural, quiet, and less than a football field away from your very own pier. Known by the locals as a catfish haven! You can fish, swim, shoot basketball, pick fresh eggs from the chicken coop, and cuddle up in the huge den to watch a movie. Plus, the pier has a swing! You’ll find lots of concrete and a covered back porch that’s perfect for cooking, entertaining, and fun picnics! It is thoughtfully equipped with most items you’ll need. Some of the things you’ll find inside... Kitchen - microwave, utensils, fridge, oven/stove, coffee pot & coffee, spices, toaster, dishes, serving trays, mixing bowls, and more. Laundry Room - washing machine and dryer with detergent available, fishing poles, artificial baits, and a False River Guidebook. Living Room - firestick TV, throw blankets, dining table Master Bedroom - king bed, firestick TV, walk-in closets, direct access to the back porch, and private bath Master Bathroom - jacuzzi tub, shower, towels, double sink, vanity space, and available soaps & razors Bedroom 2 - desk, firestick TV, closet, 2 twin beds, dresser, and a shared bath Bedroom 3 - dresser, queen bed, closet, and a shared bath Dining Room - views of False River, Armoir for a bar area, and 4-person dining table The whole house and the yards both on the lake across the street are there for you. Perfect for multiple cars and boat trailers. we will be available for any help you may need on the local area, and i'll be around for fishing tips and other needs most of the time . False River makes this place special. The “island” has a calm, peaceful atmosphere that you’ll feel immediately. Bueche's Bar & Grill is about a ¼ mile down the road and serves up some wonderful food. (hint: Friday nights - they do king crab legs and raw/charbroiled oyster special.) You can also find LA Express Cafe about 2 miles away and Bergeron’s on the Bayou - fan favorites are fried chicken and burgers. Bird watching is also a potential. You may find bald eagles, ospreys, hawks, and more. There are miles of a primitive walking trail behind the property you are welcome to use where you’ll find chickens, squirrels, and more! So in the back, it’s the woods and in the front, it’s the lake! We have all the parking space you may need for your boat trailers or automobiles. You can take the boat to Sandbar (located right across the lake) or to Bueche's to grab drinks and food or even walk home from Bueche's if necessary! Go to an LSU game, visit Baton Rouge, New Roads, or St. Francisville. We have a couple of kayaks we rent out to guests when available. Just ask! They are $35/kayak per day or $60 for both.