✓Riverfront Rapids ✓Kayaking✓Private✓Firepit

• River rapids/Private Access on the property w/sitting area + firepit • 2200 sq. feet • 2 Back decks w/ propane BBQ pits • Pool table + (3) 65" Smart TVs • 2 onsite washers + dryers • 2 Fully equipped + stocked kitchen • Onsite, secured parking for 4 vehicles • Kayaking Available via Flow Paddle Co. 》8 min to Nursery convenience/liquor store 》20 min to Schroeder Hall, Texas' 2nd Oldest Dance Hall 》30 min to the Texas Zoo Note: You are renting the WHOLE house (upstairs / downstairs) Imagine listening to peaceful sounds of the Guadalupe River Rapids, while relaxing around a propane fire pit under the ambiance of Edison lights strung amongst the trees. You can experience this at the Thomaston River Retreat in Cuero, Tx. "The Elegant Tortoise" - Upstairs: This unit is meant to provide a more peaceful experience. Perfect for adults to relax and spend some quality time while the young ones have fun and enjoy the downstairs area. ￫Master bedroom w/ a king fully adjustable base bed. ￫Second bedroom w/ a Queen memory foam mattress. ￫A 65” Smart TV is in the living room. ￫Full kitchen is equipped with all the necessities. ￫King size air mattress available. ￫Washer + Dryer. "The Rustic Lizard" - Downstairs: This unit was put together thinking of a modern, cozy place where friends can meet, play pool, watch movies and enjoy. ￫Each bedroom has king beds with pillow top mattresses. ￫Spacious closets in each room allow plenty of storage. ￫Full kitchen is equipped with all the necessities. ￫A 55” Smart TV is in the living room along with a regulation size pool table. ￫Washer + Dryer is in the half-bath. A 500 foot crushed granite trail leads down to the Guadalupe river bank. There is a sitting area overlooking the rapids w/ Polywood Adirondack chairs & a propane fire pit. More steps lead down to the river rapids which are about 1-2 foot deep. Perfect for sitting in & relaxing. Tie your tube up to a boulder & relax. The Guadalupe River is perfect for kayaking. We have partnered w/ Flow Paddle Co in Victoria, Tx. They can provide kayaks and/or transportation. Several options in kayaking are available starting/ending on our river bank. Please contact them directly via social media for more details. We supply bathroom amenities (shampoo, soap, lotion, conditioner), toilet paper, paper towels, trash bags, bath towels, coffee bar, and kitchen cookware. You will need to bring towels for the river and firewood for the wood-burning grill @ the river. We do NOT supply beach towels and do not allow our towels outside for river use. This is a remote and private retreat on the river in the country which means there are spiders, spiderwebs outside, wildlife, and insects that you will interact with as they are part of the river and forest ecosystem so please prepare your guests. Hosts are available 24 hours a day to answer questions and assist, but will not bother you during your stay. House Rules: 1. No unregistered guests are allowed. Additional guests over (6) will be charged at $100 per guest per night. 2. No smoking / vaping anywhere on property, which includes the back decks, backyard, & river area. If any of your guests smoke inside the house you will be charged a $750.00 Ozone cleaning fee. 3. No parties. If you host a party with unregistered guests you will be charged $100 per guest, a $600 additional cleaning fee, and will be evicted immediately. 4. No pets allowed. Sorry. We love our dogs, but still no pets. If you bring a pet you will be charged $500.00 and an additional $250.00 ozone and cleaning fee. 5. Quiet time is between 10:00pm-7:00am. 6. No wet towels or clothing on the furniture. 7. External Doors must remain closed at all times to keep mosquitoes and bugs out of the house. 8. Toilet paper is the ONLY thing to be flushed down the Toilet. 9. No food or waste to be put in the kitchen sink drain. There is NOT a garbage disposal. 10. Do not use the towels to remove makeup. We provide makeup remover wipes for this as your makeup will stain the towels and then we will have to charge you $35.00 per towel. The entire space is included in this rental. Please, make yourself at home. I am here for you during your stay, or I can be invisible. It’s up to you. If needed, I'm only a phone call/message away. You will be able to self checkin upon arrival. You will find my personal recommendations in our digital guidebook. There are several taxi cab companies in Victoria. 【Uber/Lyft will drop you off from Victoria, however they will not pick you up from here. 】 This house and property are amazing, especially if you are looking to disconnect and relax. Please remember that you're staying in a house, not a hotel. Please treat our family home with respect. If any problems arise, we will do our best to take action ASAP, but there is no one living on site 24/7. Due to the remote location WiFi is available, however it can be intermittent however cell phone coverage is good.